I think I have finally figured out why marriage didn't work for me!
The other day, I took a much needed break from yard work and sat back to play a few rounds of Family Feud on the computer.
I'm usually not very good at the game but was doing fairly well in this particular round. Well, until, I was asked the following question...
Name something a married man hates to do.
As most of you know, it's been about 13 years since I've been divorced.
But this question seemed like a given!
I wasn't even sweating the time limit on this one. I didn't even have to worry about my spelling! I had it in the bag!
I carefully typed in my answer...
Taking out the garbage.
Good answer, right?
Then it happened.
The announcers prerecorded voice loudly came across my speakers and said:
And I held my breath in anticipation...
The little block turned over...
I had a match!
The answer on the block said...
Taking out the garbage is the same as being intimate?
No wonder I'm still single!