Monday Silliness

Original Lyrics 

by Toby Keith

for Red Solo Cup

As you all know,

I'm getting ready for a graduation party here...

in exactly 2 months.  Red won't

do for my girl, nor will yellow or blue

so I'm taking a little artistic license and mixing this up a bit.

Becky's Pink Solo Cup

Now a pink solo cup is the best

For graduation parties, festivals and barbecues

Yes, you miss, you have a new hair do

for this special night of partying.

Pink solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party.

I love you pink solo cup,

I lift you up,

Proceed to party, proceed to party.

A pink solo cup is cheap and so pretty

And in all my years they've been so flirty

And unlike styrofoam they aren't gritty

They feel so smooth within my hand.

Pink solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party.

I love you pink solo cup

I lift you up,

Proceed to party, proceed to party.

Now I really love how your easy to stack

But I really hate the way you crack

Cuz when pop runs down my fancy pants

Well that my friends is quite yucky.

But I have to admit, they are the cat's meow

And no other cup would do for a diva like me

This is no ordinary graduation party

For I am a Princess you see.

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, pink will do for this girly girl

Cuz you are my Edward to my Bella

And you are they fruit of my loom.

Pink solo cup, you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing

And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic

When I look to you and say...

Pink solo cup, you're not just a cup (No! No Way! No!)

You're my, you're my friend(?) friend life long

Thank you for being my friend.

Pink solo cup

I lift you up,

Let's have a party, lets have a party

I love you pink solo cup

I lift you up

proceed to party, proceed to party!

Becky thinks/wants/ is begging me to sing this at her party.

Trust me.  It's NOT happening!