Monday, April 23, 2012

Monday Silliness

Original Lyrics 
by Toby Keith
for Red Solo Cup

As you all know,
I'm getting ready for a graduation party here...
in exactly 2 months.  Red won't
do for my girl, nor will yellow or blue
so I'm taking a little artistic license and mixing this up a bit.

Becky's Pink Solo Cup

Now a pink solo cup is the best
For graduation parties, festivals and barbecues
Yes, you miss, you have a new hair do
for this special night of partying.

Pink solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party.
I love you pink solo cup,
I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party.

A pink solo cup is cheap and so pretty
And in all my years they've been so flirty
And unlike styrofoam they aren't gritty
They feel so smooth within my hand.

Pink solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, let's have a party.
I love you pink solo cup
I lift you up,
Proceed to party, proceed to party.

Now I really love how your easy to stack
But I really hate the way you crack
Cuz when pop runs down my fancy pants
Well that my friends is quite yucky.

But I have to admit, they are the cat's meow
And no other cup would do for a diva like me
This is no ordinary graduation party
For I am a Princess you see.

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow
But only you, pink will do for this girly girl
Cuz you are my Edward to my Bella
And you are they fruit of my loom.

Pink solo cup, you're more than just plastic
You're more than amazing
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look to you and say...

Pink solo cup, you're not just a cup (No! No Way! No!)
You're my, you're my friend(?) friend life long
Thank you for being my friend.

Pink solo cup
I lift you up,
Let's have a party, lets have a party
I love you pink solo cup
I lift you up
proceed to party, proceed to party!

Becky thinks/wants/ is begging me to sing this at her party.
Trust me.  It's NOT happening!


dr momi said... should definitely sing it! :-)

Julie Marie said...

Oh Jill... you simply MUST sing this at Becky's party... and tape it and show us, too fun!... xoxo Julie Marie

Susan said...

Hilarious!!!! I raise my pink solo cup with Diet Coke in it to Becky! Congrats on graduation!

Marie said...

Love it! Jill, you're so creative! I don't blame you, I don't like to sing a solo in front of a crowd, either! Maybe you should suggest that Becky sing it with you :)

Melodie said...

That is just cute!

Scrappy Pink Corner said...

Come on mom, you have to do what she is asking you for. LOL. I would not do it either. I would probably have tomatoes or oranges thrown at me.

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha! too cute!

Charade said...

Aww, go ahead. Sing at least half of it anyway. You'll all be laughing so hard you won't have to do the whole thing.

Debbie said... better do it or i'm coming to minnesota, to change your mind ;))

Dawn's Craft Place said...

I am with Becky no other color would do then PINK!!!
I vote for you singing it for

Gloria Hood said...

That was cool! I just bet you will do it!!!

Anonymous said...

Nice post - You should sing that song [tehee] it's cute.
Have a lovely day! It feels great to be back online again.

Big hugs

mary i said...

Aahh Mom come on,Please sing just a little bit of it!!!This is for your girls special day after all.. Hey tell us when and We will all sing with you. I promise (keep in mind the time diffs and all) :)

Donna said...

If it were me, just sayin' cause I'm not singing in front of ANYONE'S graduation party to be remembered forever - if you HAVE to sing something, just sing the last bit of it starting with
"Pink solo cup
I lift you up,
Let's have a party, let's have a party . . ."
Unless you've been hiding a Toby voice from us? Or play the tape of it!
What ever you decide, you'll have a great time.


Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

No way would I sing it either ;-)

Chris Rohrer said...

Love that it's stuck in my head. PINK solo cup!:)

Lisa said...

So funny! I don't blame you for not singing...although I'm sure it would make a great memory for Becky!

Paula said...

I vote, you sing. Makes me want to have a party with what else but pink cups?

Nancy said...

Okay, so I know who Toby Keith is, but I have never really heard any of his songs, so I'm a little out of the loop here... but -- not that I would, but I think you should sing... yep definitely!

Chatty Crone said...

I love that song and what you did with it. If you do sing it - record and post it. Would love to hear it. sandie

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

I'm with everyone else--You should do it, and please post it too--Who knows, maybe you'll become a Youtube sensation!! :-)))!!!

Ronda said...

You're going to have a marvelous party, and you're going to sing. You simply must!

Anonymous said...

You should sing!!!!!