I'm here to set the
record straight.
Don't want you
all to buy into
Jill's snow job any longer.
The woman has hate in her heart!
HATE! PURE HATE!
For what, you ask?
For me!
And my sisters, brothers,
mom and dad,
aunts and uncles,
cousins, nieces,
well, you get the idea.
Yes, it's true.
I can assure you,
she ain't all she's cracked up to be!
I mean, really,
so we eat some most of the
bird seed.
What's a guy gonna do?
We gotta survive don't we?
I gotta keep this stud muffin
physic if I'm gonna attract the ladies, ya know!
And ya gotta admit,
I'm pretty darn cute.
*snort*
Jill must think so too.
She took enough pictures of me.
I've done my job.
I'm blowin' this pop stand!
Consider yer selves warned!
So many bird feeders,
so little time.
Umm! Ahhh!
*Blush*
I didn't just say that
outloud,did I?
Dang it.
Don't tell Jill.
She'll get out some more
red pepper flakes!
Later peeps.
27 comments:
OH NO! Now the dang squirels are talking! YIKES! ROTFL!
I have one in my attic as we speak - we have been trying for weeks now to get him out! I don't like those RATS either. sandie
Cute pictures!
I used to hate those little rodenty things too. But, I'm sorry...now I look at them and just think about little baby Mac (the baby squirrel we found) Even though they're annoying, I just can't hate them anymore.
Well, plenty of bird seed to go around, right? ;-)
That is so stinking cute. Love the story you added. Super cute.
TFS
FUNNY!!! B
Hahahaaa....Fun Post! And he IS a cutie!!
hughugs
i talk to my squirrels, every. single. day. the neighbor must think i am crazy. i am always screaming "they are not for you", referring to the peanuts i put out for the birds.
i have also tried a whistle but chuck said he was leaving, FOR GOOD, so i had to put it away!! it didn't work anyway and at that point the neighbors really were talking!!
Cute post. The squirrels make me mad when they crack open our neighbors' walnuts on our (white)deck railing! What a mess. And when they pull my plants up by the roots. They're mischievous little creatures.
Ha!!
Well, I was scared to death when I read the first 2 paragraphs...I thought someone had hijacked your blog!
Sheww! You sure got me! haha
Cute photos of your squirrely friend :)
Ha, that made me laugh.
thanks for the little giggle Jill, you are so creative.
he is flippin' adorable!
Love the white rings around his eyes -- how cute! And hate is a pretty strong word -- I'm sure he doesn't mean it. :)
MOL Ms Jill,
You are not alone in your efforts to 'just feed birds' and not every squirrel! Mom used to tell them if they would not be such hogs she would not mind them eating a little. We finally find a solution. #1. location of the feeders. We have a shaft with 4 hooks on it. We put it out of jumping distance from trees and our deck #2. We have a barrel baffle on the shaft. The squirrels climb up the shaft into the barrel and bang their brains trying to get to the seed.
Mom said she'll send you a picture via email
Hugs Madi
MOL Ms Jill,
You are not alone in your efforts to 'just feed birds' and not every squirrel! Mom used to tell them if they would not be such hogs she would not mind them eating a little. We finally find a solution. #1. location of the feeders. We have a shaft with 4 hooks on it. We put it out of jumping distance from trees and our deck #2. We have a barrel baffle on the shaft. The squirrels climb up the shaft into the barrel and bang their brains trying to get to the seed.
Mom said she'll send you a picture via email
Hugs Madi
sorry it posted twice...don't know why, M&M
Boy those squirrels really are a feisty and opiniated bunch, aren't they??
All the time I've liked squirrels (except when they got in my attic) I didn't know they could talk. A very cute entry.
And off he goes! :))
love that perspective! too cute- red pepper flakes? girl, I didn't know you had it in you! :)
I am so glad I was not drinking anything. It would have been squirting out my nose. So funny! I actually get a bird seed with pepper in it. It really has worked, but then I feel so sorry for the squirrels so I put out peanuts for them. What can I say?
Red Pepper Flakes? Jill, you don't do that,do you?
Hello Jill, This is my first visit to your blog and it is adorable! I am now following it. This little fellow is adorable. I had a little fellow like this squeaking on the roof next door. They know they are cute! Well, I would love if you would give my blog a visit too and follow it if you like it. Thank you and blessings, Catherine
Oh, that's too funny! Those guys really hate Bill too ;-) I always wonder how something so cute can be so dang destructive!
Anonymous was me being technologically challenged. LOL!
That was such a fun series! Pepper flakes, huh?
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